Monday, May 6, 2013

This is still a promo

The hotel room of Breakout Champion Tensai was now his sacred shrine. Rather girly sounding and distinctively Asian sounding music came from the television that he was intently staring at from his reclining chair. His face was one hundred percent focused upon the images before him. School girls protecting planet Earth from nefarious alien threats. Tensai took a chug from his bottle of Saki. Normally he would not partake before a match but after his victorious efforts against two opponents at Warfare he felt he owed to himself. The audience was allowed a glimpse into how Tensai's mind operates. All warriors spoke to themselves while watching Sailor Moon.

Tensai: ..I wonder who Paige-Chan's favorite Sailor Senshi is. Mine is Sailor Mars. I enjoy her fiery temperament.

He scratched his bearded chin as this was certainly a query worth pondering.

Tensai: Probably Sailor Saturn. The Senshi of Death. It suits her.

The character seemed to be dire enough to fit in with Paige's grim choice in clothing.

Tensai: But I must switch gears. There is no time for such pleasantries. One battle has ended in my favor. But another has already arose. Against the deranged hunter known as Leo Kruger. A man who has slayed beasts with his bare hands. He wishes to add my title to his collection. Yet he has never faced a creature like Lord Tensai! And if the gods smile upon him he never will again!

The sheer force of Tensai rising to his feet knocked his reclining chair backwards. Such is the fate of all those who are thrown in the path of the rampaging monster known as Tensai. He stepped over to his large closet space and began to inspect his pre-match robes. 

Tensai: Hm. Perhaps a new color is suitable for this occasion. Paige-Chan would certainly be found of purple. Perhaps white! As it will soon be stained with the blood of a South African! BA HA HA!

No doubt about it. Tensai was pumped and ready for action. He returned to his reclining chair and returned it to it's upright position. 

Tensai: Puny chair. Unable to hold the majestic girth of Tensai. Just as Leo Kruger will be unable to withstand my onslaught!

A comfortable seating arrangement was made for the Samurai Monster as his eyes were focused upon the television once again.

Tensai: Yes. Fight Sailor Moon. BATTLE ON. Prove to all those who deem you unworthy that you are a WARRIOR! Just as I shall at Aftermath! CONQUER ALL IN YOUR PATH.

Tensai took another swig of elixir as an alien was defeated on the TV set. It would seem as though he faced the same adversities as a blond, young woman from the moon despite being a bald, three hundred plus pound man!  The motivational programming continued to fuel Tensai for the war he was about to wage.

- "The Way of the Samurai is found in death. Meditation on inevitable death should be performed daily. Every day, when one's body and mind are at peace, one should meditate upon being ripped apart by arrows, rifles, spears, and swords, being carried away by surging waves, being thrown into the midst of a great fire, being struck by lightning, being shaken to death by a great earthquake, falling from thousand-foot cliffs, dying of disease or committing seppuku at the death of one's master. And every day, without fail, one should consider himself as dead. This is the substance of the Way of the Samurai."-

 Tensai was roaming the hallways of the Yum Center in search of his locker room. His Breakout Championship was resting over one shoulder while his bag of gear was slung over the other. 

TENSAI!

That lovely British voice calling his name. But she sounded angry. Had he done something wrong? Was his victory the previous week not dominant enough? He would soon find his answer. Paige stormed up to the hulking figure while holding the decapitated body of her Skelecat plush. Stuffing fell out of the purple doll's neck where it's noggin used to be.

Tensai: Honekoneko..

Tensai was rightfully disturbed by such a sight.

Paige: It's name was Hollow Kitty. That bastard Leo Kruger ripped it's head off! I want you to make him look just like this!

Paige as severely displeased and filled with rage. She held up the remains of the plush and shook it about to further display her aggravation. 

Tensai: Well..I..excessive use of violence isn't the way a Samurai conducts oneself..

Paige was not going to accept his as answer and she reached up to snag Tensai by the collar of his shirt to drag his head closer to her eye level. 

Paige: He. Broke. Into. My room.

Tensai's face became deadly serious as he rose upwards. The side of one of his large fists flew into a nearby wall to create a dent in it's surface. This news did not sit well with him.  He was not going to allow anyone to treat the object of his affection this way.

Tensai: Get me an interviewer now.

He spoke to the camera man with that same look on his face and a matching tone in his voice. It wasn't long before The Coach began to approach him. It was easy to tell that Tensai was holding in his wrath so the interviewer kept his distance.

The Coach: You requested this time, Tensai?

Tensai: Leo Kruger. If you want my attention you now have it. You also have my great and furious anger. You wish to harm me? You desire my title? So be it. This issue should have been handled in the ring. You, Leo Kruger, are a coward. You involved a woman that had nothing to do with this and for that you are going to pay a very grave price. You should realize that once the bell rings I am not going to hold anything back. You have disrespected me and you have disrespected this woman. I am going to force you to regret the actions you have decided to take. And I will do this by inflicting a level of pain upon you that is so incredible that you will not be able to withstand. Simply put, Kruger: I am going to hurt you.

Tensai placed a hand on Paige's shoulder and led her away after declaring that statement. He was going to be all business at Aftermath.