Todd Grisham: Joining me right now, Ladies and gentleman, is Tensai.
The Samurai Monster stood outside of his locker room and was dressed in his crimson colored robe and mask. His hands were folded together just above his heart. It was impossible to see his expression but it only added to the intrigue and mystery to the gigantic warrior known as Tensai.
Todd Grisham: It's going to be a battle of former Breakout Champions as the man joining me currently will be facing off against Trent?
The preposterous moniker that had just been uttered caused Tensai to snap his attention towards the meek interviewer.
Tensai: Trent? He is so un-confident in his own abilities that even his name is uncertain of stepping into the ring with me. When your name carries such a weak punctuation mark you surely have no chance in surviving an encounter with a strong, powerful name like TENSAI.
Todd Grisham: Trent? is prone to be underestimated, Tensai, but he is considered a rising star in the EBWF.
Tensai: FOOL. His past times matter not to me. I do not care if he is looked down upon as being "un-cool". What he chooses to do in his free time is his own business and doesn't reflect upon his ability in the ring. But he does not follow the path of the Samurai and this will be his undoing. If there is a video game with the title "Path of the Samurai", that does not count towards his overall ability to perform as a Samurai. If he has unlocked "achievements" or "trophies" to back up his claim then they are merely superficial and should not be considered true marks of a Samurai.
Todd Grisham: Is there a samurai rulebook or something?
This a question only a fool would dare to ask. Grisham was lifted from the ground by is puny shoulders and hoisted above the arena floor. It was in this moment that he stared directly into the eyes of a man who saw no jest in his remark.
Tensai: Do you dare to mock me, Todd Grisham?! ME?! Lord Tensai?! Perhaps I should demonstrate upon you exactly what awaits Trent?! Could you possibly imagine the amount of pain I can deliver unto you that will vicariously be passed onto my Warfare opponent?! You have similar builds! Scrawny and unopposing! Do not tempt me into believing that you are my scheduled foe because it can be done very easily!
Todd was dropped unceremoniously to the floor like an unwanted or discarded piece of rice that was not fit to call itself home in the bowl of Lord Tensai.
Todd Grisham: I didn't mean any disrespect, Tensai!
Tensai: BAKA. Our time has concluded. Step in my path again and I will crush your skull into dust!
The time for speaking into camera's was over. It was now time for definitive action. Action within a ring against a small man with the star of Ghost Busters and Groundhog's Day upon his tights. Bill Murray himself would feel his torment all the way from Hollywood.
No comments:
Post a Comment