Sunday, April 28, 2013

This is another promo

Tensai was a mighty, large man and this had been proven on many occasions. But even he was vulnerable to the effects of despair. Tensai had waged war against former World Champion The Miz only moments ago. He had put forth an effort that even Amatersau-O-Mi-Kami, Goddess of the Sun, would be proud of. But he was unable to defeat The Miz. The taste of defeat was not unknown to Tensai. However this loss was made even worse as it took place right in front of Paige and it had diminished Tensai's spirits tremendously. The tattoo covered torso of the Breakout Champion sat slumped in a chair in his locker room. His palms grazed across his bald head as he tried to figure out just where everything went wrong. He had also been informed that he would have to defend his title against two challengers the next week. He had already conquered Damien Sandow at Wrestle Mania but it was a struggle and Tensai knew very well that this encounter would be no different. Sandow was probably thirsty for vengeance following his last defeat. Dolph Ziggler would also rise to try and take what Tensai had fought so bravely to obtain. An arrogant figure that would not rest until he obtained gold. Tensai's gold. All seemed lost. The mighty Japanese Warrior seemed unable to muster the strength to engage in such a ferocious battle. Until something caught his eye. A note pinned to a wall that had previously gone unnoticed. He stood to give it a closer inspection.

"I'm scared to get close and I hate being alone. 
I long for that feeling to not feel at all.
The higher I get, the lower I'll sink.
I can't fight my demons, they know how to swim."

Written in a lovely, lavender color. A poem. It must have been from his Gothic Princess. She was urging him to fight more! To fight harder! Tensai pounded a fist against his chest! Now found vigor was pumping through the veins of Tensai. He would not know defeat this week! Sandow and Ziggler would be in for the battle of their lives!

-- "It is bad when one thing becomes two. One should not look for anything else in the Way of the Samurai. It is the same for anything that is called a Way. If one understands things in this manner, he should be able to hear about all ways and be more and more in accord with his own." --

Tensai had collected himself and was prepared to speak to the world. He now stood outside of his locker room with his arms folded over his chest. Todd Grisham peered up at the Breakout Champion. The gold was far too tiny to fit around his gigantic frame so it was slung over his shoulder.

Todd Grisham: You aren't going to throw me across the hallway again, are you?

Tensai: My actions were regrettable. But I would advise you to steer clear during my rampaged state. For your own safety and the safety of your lineage.

Todd Grisham: I certainly will remember that. Our audience was impressed by your effort against The Miz earlier tonight.

Tensai: IMPRESSED?! I was defeated! No one should be impressed by defeat! I will not stand for it! Save your praise for my victory this week! Two opponents will lay in craters of despair after I have had my way with them!

Grisham was ready to duck for cover as Tensai roared out his proclamation for dominance. He stood as strong as his feeble legs would allow.

Todd Grisham: It won't be an easy feat, Tensai. You're facing Damien Sandow and Dolph Ziggler in a triple threat match. You could lose your title without even taking a pinfall. Are you prepared for that possibility?

Tensai: I am prepared for all possibilities. I am a warrior. An easy feat? No. An impossible feat? NO! One loss does not spell the end for me. IT ONLY STANDS AS A NEW BEGINNING!

 Those fits that could tear apart a water buffallo momentarily rose to the heavens.

Tensai: I shall elaborate upon my old nemesis Sandow. Has he not had enough of Tensai after our encounter at WrestleMania?! I crushed him once and I shall do so again! Despite the head trauma I have given him he is still stepping into the battle while wearing that female colored attire! HA HA HA! That causes me to laugh in a hearty manner! Perhaps on this occasionI will beat him so severely that he will finally begin to dress as a man should! I do not underestimate him! He is cunning! And wily! But that will not be enough to OVERCOME MY STRENGTH!

Tensai's fists met with the sides of his head. He was pumped.

Todd Grisham: And Dolph Ziggler? He defeated Sandow last week and his confidence must but sky rocketing at the moment.

Tensai: Ziggler possess the body of an Adonis but the mouth of a coward! He dares to make light concerning matters of my heart?! I will remove his forcefully from his chest! People like him fuel my fire! His defeat and suffering shall be legendary. He claims that my emotions will be my downfall?! NO. My emotions will enable me to display strengths that have yet to be revealed! He knows not of the dangerous ground that he treads but he will found out at Warfare. I will not stand to be ridiculed by man with such low morable fiber.

Todd Grisham: I have a sort of sensitive subject to touch upon. Paige. You seem completely smitten, Tensai.

Tensai's heart was as impressive as his heart and his hand now covered his most vital of organs.

Tensai: I will not hide from this question. She has stolen my heart. I LOVE A WOMAN THAT WEARS STRIPED STOCKINGS. I dedicate my victory and conquest to her. I will make up for my loss in her eyes. PAIGE-CHAN! WATCH IN AWE AS I DECIMATE MY FOES! FOR YOU!

Tensai beat upon his chest like an even more powerful version of King Kong. Grisham quaked with fear and ran off as he feared the entire building would soon crumble at the whim of mighty Lord Tensai!