Tensai's eyes were filled with an amazing vision. A lovely raven haired woman standing in the middle of a palace that Tim Burton could have possibly designed. So pale. So beautiful. Enchanting. So sat up a throne of solid ice while a demon servant offered her freshly prepared pastries. His heart raced with the pounding of a thousand elephants.
But in reality the Ice Goddess was Paige and the demon servant was Maryse who was passing her a slice of cake. The ice castle was just catering backstage. The champion of Breaking Out appeared so quickly in front of Paige that he startled both women. He quickly began to kneel while holding her hand within both of his own.
Tensai: My gothic princess. I did as you requested. I was victorious as WrestleMania. Allow me to whisk you away. COME. BATHE WITH ME.
Tensai was kissing the top of Paige's hand just like Pepe LePew. Maryse was never at a loss for words but this visual even silenced her.
Paige: That's true. You were victorious, Tensai.
Paige finally managed to slip her hand away.
Paige: But now I need you to defeat a stronger opponent.
The fire in Tensai's eyes grew. He could not deny the question of the young woman in a black and grey dress with blue and black striped stockings. Tensai was a big fan of stockings.
Tensai: Tell me! Tell me this opponent! I will see to it that he is crushed!
Paige: The Miz. Defeat The Miz and I'll..let you take me out on a date.
This was all Tensai needed to hear. He rose to his full height and pounded a fist against his chest.
Tensai: It shall be done. The Miz will be destroyed without hesitation. Great shame shall be brought down upon him and his entire family! KOUGEKI KAISHI!!!!!
The bear grip of Tensai flipped the catering table over and sent food fly. He went charging off down the hallway and was filled to the brim with hurtful intentions towards The Miz. As he continued on his rampage he was stopped in his tracks.
Nicole Matthews: Heya! Tensai! HEY!
The locomotive known as Tensai paused. His ninja's were in front of him. Portia Perez was dressed in a Japanese school girl outfit while Nicole Matthews was wearing some sort of green alien costume with tentacles growing out of it. Tensai had been interacting with them less and less since finding an interest in Paige.
Portia Perez: Ta-daaaa!
Tensai: I do not understand.
Nicole Matthews: Look! We're dressed just like those creepy hentai videos you watch with the tentacle things inappropriately touching women in school girl costumes!
Portia Perez: ..Ta-daaaaa!
Tensai: Hm. Yes. Very amusing Ninja #1 and Ninja #2. Excuse me. I must prepare for battle!
Nicole Matthews: Hey, u-uh, wait-a-sec!
Tensai released a battle cry that drowned out the voices of the ninja's as he continued to storm forward through the backstage area. Their plea for attention was ignored. Their spirits were diminished. Another figure rounded the corner.
Todd Grisham: Hi. I'm Todd Grisham.
Tensai's beefy hands came to a rest upon the interviewers shoulders as he hoisted him high into the air.
Todd Grisham: WHAAAAGHH!
Tensai: AHHHH! YOU! You shall spread the word! Tell everyone that The Miz will be vanquished Monday night! Let them know of his impending demise! I am a hero! After defeating The Miz will next defeat The Shield and bring back honor to this company! The Miz was unable to do so but I am POWERFUL! His is scrawny! He cannot grow a proper beard! Not like Tensai! TRUTH STRENGTH LIES IN THE HEART OF BATTLE!
Grisham was tossed aside while Tensai continued down his path of destruction that is sure to be filled with violence and rage.
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