Portia Perez and Nicole Matthews stood in front of the MetLife Stadium where WrestleMania was scheduled to take place. The Canadian Ninjas were both brandishing a pair of sharp katana's. Nicole's resting along her shoulder and Portia's was pointed towards the ground.
Nicole Matthews: Fool prove.
Portia Perez: Completely fool prove.
The girls looked to one another and nodded.
Nicole Matthews: Battle Royal's are contested with no rules, right?
Portia Perez: As far as I'm aware.
Nicole Matthews: We so have this.
The Ninja's took in how cool they looked standing in front of the arena with their swords.
Portia Perez: Did you take these from Tensai?
Nicole Matthews: Yeah. He didn't notice since he's been so wrapped up with that goth chick Paige.
Portia Perez: I have also stolen something from Tensai.
Portia removed something that looked like a microwave from behind her back. It had large, blinking green lights on it with a big Japanese symbol on the front.
Nicole Matthews: I..what is that supposed to be?
Portia Perez: Tensai was rambling about how it melts away ferocious spirits or something. We can lure our opponents into it. "Oh! Look over there! It's MELT-DISNEY WORLD!" And then they start melting.
Nicole Matthews: I don't think it's going to work that way but if anything we could hit one of them upside the head with it.
Portia Perez: I've got another idea if the katana's and the melt box fail.
Portia, the smaller Ninja climbed her way onto Nicole's shoulders. She posed with the deadly katana she held.
Portia Perez: Tell me, Nicole. Tell me who in the world would be able to stop us in this formation?
Nicole Matthews: Ah! I understand your idea now. And to answer your question? No one!
Nicole headed forward into the arena with Portia on her shoulders. They were equipped with katana's, melt box and battle formation. A security guard stopped them.
Security Guard: Ladies? Sorry but you can't come in her with those weapons.
Portia Perez: Oh god damn it!
Nicole Matthews: Is your MOMMA allowed inside?
Portia: Yeah, I bet she is! YOUR MOMMA!
Security Guard: .....
The ninja's claimed this as a small victory and turned to head back to their car to stuff the swords away.
Nicole Matthews: Well..you can still ride on my shoulders. We'll be the tallest people in the match. There's no chance in hell that they will be able to toss us out!
Portia Perez: I have a good feeling about this.
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