RP # 6

Tensai was not pleased. And when Tensai was unhappy the world itself shaked with concern. The Japanese Warrior had discovered the promo style his Ninja's had delivered in his absence. "DISGRACEFUL" he would surely shout in a voice that could wake a dragon. His promo's in Japan were translated of course but still what true men could get behind. No flashy insults or catch phrases. Merely threats of violence.

Portia Perez: This is stupid.

Nicole Matthews:  This is really stupid.

The Canadian Ninja's found themselves in the middle of a dojo. They were both wearing matching kimono's, selected by Tensai himself, and stood upon a blue mat where intense sparring took place. Nunchucks hung on the wall as well as throwing stars in case a threat broke out. The Ninja's, however, were not appreciative of their honorable surroundings.

Portia Perez: I actually think this where kids grade through to six come to learn karate from a guy with a mullet and USA striped pants.

Nicole Matthews: I actually KNOW this is where kids grade three through to six come to learn karate from a guy with a mullet and USA striped pants.

Tensai: GRADES FIRST THROUGH SEVENTH!

The Ninja's stood at attention as the tattooed skull of Tensai entered the room with his arms rested behind his back.

Tensai: This is a sacred dojo. Do you know why you are both here today?

Portia Perez: Because we found this picture on your cell phone and forwarded it to our friends?

Portia lifted her cell phone skywards where the following image was displayed.

Tensai: NO! I do not regret my time with MOST HONORABLE DUMBO-SEMPAI! A place of magic is no place for loafers like you! You shall be banished to the land of ghosts and wind!

Portia Perez: HUH?

Nicole Matthews: We told you. We were possessed by evil spirits. Wasn't our fault.

Tensai: BAKA'S!

The Ninja's looked to one another with confused faces as Tensai's grasp on the Japanese language was too much for them to grasp.

Tensai: You shall watch and learn as I dispose of D-Lo Brown and become the next Breakout Champion. I will show him what true strength is! My might and ability will surely crush him. You shall soon see the golden championship held at one point by GLACIER HIMSELF around my waist. Glacier, if you are not aware, was one of the world's foremost martial arts experts.

Portia Perez: In what universe? And it's probably going to be over your shoulder, if anything.

Nicole Matthews: Wait did you say D-Lo Brown?

Tensai: Yes. More honorable Brown-Kun.

Nicole Matthews: Head wiggle guy?

Tensai: YES. His head does move in mesmerizing ways to distract his opponents. He was victorious over Dolph Ziggler. He shall not find the path to victory against Tensai so easy.

Portia Perez: Did you ever wrestle him back when you were..uh..you know.."WEINER PIERCING"?

Tensai lifted Portia off of the ground by her shoulders like a small child. Her legs wiggled off of the ground as powerful Tensai glared in her general direction.

Tensai: I never went by such a disgraceful moniker. "Prince Albert" was not me. He was an imposter. We shall never speak of this again. Do you understand?

Portia Perez: PleasePutMeDownForTheLoveOfChrist.

Tensai: Ninja #1! I could never stay enraged at your youthful exuberance! EMBRACE ME!

Portia had very little choice as Tensai clutched her to his body like a rag doll. She let out muffled and cringing sound.

Tensai: Ninja #2! EMBRACE US BOTH!

Nicole Matthews: No. Nope. We're not doing that.

Tensai released Portia as she fell to her postrier in a heap.

Tensai: Ah. Ninja #2. Your steely cold determination is always truthful. There is no time for such merriment. Not until D-Lo Brown is defeated! ICHI-BAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Tensai rampaged away full of fighting spirit and a level of determination not yet seen by this world until this very day. Portia, undoubtedly no having have the bones in her body compressed, wisely hid behind Nicole to avoid further contact from mighty Tensai.