RP #2

Defeat did not sit well on the heart of the powerful and very bald wrestler known as Tensai. Heavy was his heart. The only thing that could quell his anguish was all you could eat sushi. This was not obtainable because it was 5:30 AM. So a Waffle House had to be used as a substitute. The food was not at all Asian but it would fill the hole of lose.

Tensai: ....

The dining arena of Waffle House held the massive frame of Tensai as he sat table. The hood of a red jacket was pulled over his smooth, enormous cranium while his head was bowed and his hands were folded. Sacred blessing was necessary before he could dine on his Pecan Waffles, sausage, ham and eggs. Scrambled. But he was not alone.

Portia Perez - Terribly confused. Sipping on lemonade. About to engage some toast.

Nicole Matthews - Not paying attention to Tensai because she's studying the menu. Leaning towards the hash browns.

A Waffle House level waiter approached the table while the juke box in the background played the strains of "All My Ex's Live In Texas" could be heard twanging away.

Waiter: Is everyone's food alright?

Tensai's sacred blessing of his breakfast meal had been interrupted. Most disgraceful. Tensai hastily removed his hood which revealed his intimidating and tattooed face. The waiter did not wish to engage in a confrontation with this wrecking machine. He backed away quickly.

Tensai: NINJA #2!

Tensai's voice shook the table.

Nicole Matthews: WHAT?!

The deep and sudden rumble had startled her and she dropped her menu.

Tensai: You have a battle to prepare for.

Nicole Matthews: I KNOW. I'm aware. You don't have to YELL when I'm sitting RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU. Do you have an in-door voice?

The Japanese export was in no mood for offbeat shenanigans. He leaned in closer.

Tensai: Our honor was tarnished. You must prove victorious against Taeler Hendrix.

Portia Perez: I won my match. What's up?

The small Canadian woman rose her arms upwards like Randy Orton might on the middle turnbuckle or like a rapper who had just dropped an amazing verse. Tensai turned his heart stop glaring towards her.

Tensai: Ninja #1. Now is not the time. My defeat was due only because I have yet to adjust to American rings. Ninja #2's triumph will remedy this.

Nicole Matthews: Wait a second. Why am I Ninja #2?

Portia Perez: Why are we Ninja ANYTHING? We're the Samurai Pizza Cats.

Tensai: NOO!

Powerful fists met with the table and multiple eyes were now on the trio.

Tensai: Samurai Pizza Cat #1 and Samurai Pizza Cat #2?! Do you except me to address you as that in public?!

The two former indy stars slowly glanced at one another.

Portia Perez: But you're completely cool..

Nicole Matthews: With calling us Ninja #1 and Ninja #2?!

Tensai: No more questions.

Tensai placed a fork full of eggs into his mouth and chomped with the ferocity of a T-Rex. The Samurai Canadian Ninja Pizza Cats sighed together.

Portia Perez: So what do we know about Taeler?

Nicole Matthews: She smiles so hard you can hear it?

Portia Perez: Did we ever wrestle her on the indies?

Nicole Matthews: I don't know. I figure if I just German Suplex her a few times that would do the trick. Pretty sure German Suplex's work on everybody.

The piercing glare of Tensai was upon them once more.

Nicole Matthews: Or..I could hit her with SHINING WIZARDUO. Or a LARIAT-OOO. Or a HIGH FLY FLOW. Or a RAINMAKER.

Nicole rattled off Japanese moves which pleased Tensai despite her sarcastic tone of voice. 

Tensai: Magic Killer. That was the name of the move I finished multiple opponents with in Japan with my partner Tyson Tomko. THAT WILL YOUR FINISHING MANUEVER.

Portia Perez: We've already got a double team finisher. It's called Funky Cold Medina.

Tensai: A moment. Have you two ever competed in Japan?

Portia Perez and Nicole Matthews: Yeah.

Tensai's eyes grew wide. One might even say they were sparkling. He stood from his chair with his arms stretched outwards.

Tensai: Glorious! I suddenly feel closer to you both. EMBRACE ME!

Both girls shrieked their displeasure and scooted their chairs backwards but Tensai was an agile big man and he wrapped his arms around both girls in a rib shattering hug. The scene ended on this touching but still manly image.